Wednesday, 7 May 2008

Old Houses, New Life

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The best thing about an old house is that you get to butcher insects; hoover up woodlice who are too slow to care and dish out swift caesare...
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Thursday, 26 July 2007

Findush bit my frozen monkey

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I have to hand it to the Ice Queen of Findus, the one that traverses the icy globe and freezes veg just to get away from her man, but their ...

Floody fuck almighty

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The floods are completely scary, bringing with them sandbags of fear and rivers of eh, not much hope. Having a quick goo on Google though qu...
Thursday, 12 July 2007

Special K doing my noggin in...

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Well, Special K the photographer is here in Belfast for his annual visit - staying at my gaff for the duration of Orangefest (yes folks, tha...
Sunday, 8 July 2007

Ma, me arse is bleeding

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Well no, not really, I don't have a bad dose of Hematochezia [Rectal bleeding] or Melena, the passage of black, tarry stools containing ...
Monday, 2 July 2007

The balm of calm

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I had a lovely moment today when a person who needs their story told was subsequently informed by me that a publisher is interested in their...
Saturday, 30 June 2007

Extremists & Zebra Whores

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Well it's been an uneventful week apart from the odd terrorist attack and two harebrained lunatrons lunging through the check-in door at...
Thursday, 21 June 2007

Maggie's alive & well

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Bloody hell, the spirit of Thatcherism is alive and well. The two-bedroom apartment the McCann family rented in Praia da Luz where Maddie wa...
Tuesday, 19 June 2007

Big Bollix

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Big Brother really is a pile of yack this year, isn't it? Worse than ever before, I reckon. Young women frantically studying WAGology an...
Saturday, 9 June 2007

Bon Voyage!

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Bon voyage! I am off to a corner of the Costa for some white fish & rosé wine & a cheerful book about a survivor of the Warsaw Ghett...
Friday, 8 June 2007

Who you calling a Nigger?

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The subject tag of this blog is taken from the Channel 4 website from the 'black and Asian history' map.... an article by writer Mau...
Tuesday, 5 June 2007

Responsible Bulimia (well, not quite!)

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It pains me to update at the mo because like the Green Party, I just don't know where to start. OK, so I got the Enterprise down to that...
Wednesday, 30 May 2007

Pan's Labyrinth

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Last night I watched Pan's Labyrinth; an award-winning 2006 Spanish-language fantasy film written and directed by Mexican film-maker Gui...
Thursday, 17 May 2007

This is England (the film)

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I went to see Shane Meadows's new film: THIS IS ENGLAND at Queens Film Theatre in Belfast last night and it blew me clear away. I can...
Friday, 11 May 2007

Blood Bombs & SadDAMN WHOsane

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God Tesco's smoked mackerel pate with a toasted Feelgood Doctor bagel, garlic mayo, organic red onions and rocket is a culinary soothsay...